Two Feet Converts to Miles

So, we’ve all got these things in our lives that just take 2 feet to fix.  First of all, let’s agree on an image of two feet.  Pick one.  Two feet is the distance of my face to the pan of sizzling fried bacon pan.  Two feet is the distance from my mid-thigh to my foot.  Two feet is the width of my pillow.  Two feet is less than the width of most doors. But the movement of just two feet can be paralyzing, debilitating, and make you want to roll over and throw the covers over your head and go back to sleep.  Especially when the wall of your bedroom (you know, that place where you sleep) has to be moved in two feet.

Yes, you heard that right, two feet.  That’s the requirement that the County of Los Angeles Building Code Department (Shout out, for the record, I want to punch you in the neck right now DLA BCD!) has required we move our wall in…two feet.  It doesn’t seem like a big deal when those two feet are any of the examples above because there’s no monetary requirement attached. But moving the wall those two feet is going to cost us, big big big money.  Big.

It all started when were handed a nice little bit of bonus stress (just what I’ve always wanted, I just love bonus stress, YIPPEE!) in January of 2016.  (Oh wait, it’s now January 2017, right?  Just checking.) Four months prior to January 2016, coming off one of the hottest 2015 summers on record and the air conditioning bill to prove it, I was fed up, & I wanted a change. I wanted to pay less for electricity.  I was beginning the new school year and told Steve, “We have to do something different.”  (My persistence and determination, in most cases is a blessing, in this case, it has not proven to be a blessing, just the opposite.  Curse has come to mind many times, and since we’re being honest cursing has occurred as a result.)  So in August of 2015, I did my research with Southern California Edison and began looking at energy efficient options and contacted one of their vendors for a home energy efficiency plan.  I wanted a lowdown of WHY our bill was so expensive and how we could change it.  Hindsight is 20/2o.  If only I hadn’t been so hasty and determined, we would not be dealing with this Two Foot Nightmare.  Consequently, we’ve had to involve and pay two architects, a surveyor, an attorney and a contractor.  (How many people does it take to move a wall in two feet?)  The construction hasn’t even started yet and probably won’t for several months.  Good times.  (You wish you were me right?)

This, all because I decided we HAD to save money on electricity and that solar panels would be our best option.  Those are the solar panels up above my head in the picture, that we STILL haven’t been able to use because they’re on the unpermitted part of our house. Brilliant.

Speaking of two feet, my Little and Middle are headed to winter camp today.  They are hoping for at least two feet of the powdery white stuff.  Last night I helped the girls pack for winter camp.  It’s fru-EEZing at our house today in SoCal.  I thought Santa Ana winds were hot winds, well, not today:

Moderate to strong northeast winds late through Saturday.  High pressure will settle into the Great Basin this morning with strong north winds forming aloft. This will set up a moderate to strong Santa Ana wind event, affecting much of Los Angeles and Ventura counties. Winds should exceed 60 mph at times in the mountains and Santa Clarita Valley, with gusts to 40 or 50 mph in the other valleys and coasts. Downed power lines and trees are possible, especially considering the loose or saturated soils caused by the recent rains.

Side note lecture: (Girls, you better wear all those clothes we packed, leg warmers, scarves, snow boots, wool socks, beanies, gloves, winter coats because it’s going to be butt cold where you’re going.  You better look like the youngest whiny brother from The Christmas Story when you walk outside at camp, because I don’t want you coming back sick.)

Two feet of snow is WAY better than moving our bedroom wall in two feet.  For now, I’ll just do what I’ve been doing.  Living life and lovin’ on my family, and try not to sweat the two feet, even though two feet seems like miles.

Until next Friday. Love you loves.


Gastric Bypass Update:

My 1-year Surgiversary is coming in 7 weeks.  I’m looking forward to seeing where my weight loss is at the end of one year.  The two feet I moved in having the GP surgery has converted to miles.   I’ve literally and figuratively moved miles this year.  I’m grateful.

 

Blast to My Not-too-Distant Past

So, I’ve had several people ask me WHY I decided to have gastric bypass.  I tell ya, after 10 months post surgery, I still think it was a good decision for me.  Is it the best decision for everyone presented with the option?  I can’t decide that, but for me, it was.  I have more mobility, feel better in my saggy skin, and I’m way less of a couch potato poang-chair-white__57652_PE163266_S4.JPG(Actually my Ikea Poang chair is my preference to a couch, in case you were wondering.)  I’m celebrating the fact that I’ve gotten my butt up out of that chair more times than I wanted to this year, and I’m better for it.  I still go there and watch tons of BBC shows but, usually not until I’ve met my step goal for the day.  The best tool for exercise for me has been the FitBit.  I think I’m more competitive than I’d like to admit and having a daily goal is a huge motivator. 

Over the next few weeks, up to my surgery 1-year-anniversary, Surgiversary, I’m going to post a few highlights from the past and reflect on how I was feeling over the past year & a half.  The link below was my VERY FIRST BLOG POST—EVER.

The Beginning

Until next Friday.  Love you loves.

Shultzie- Practical Vocabulary

So, this has happened to us all, right?  We’re sitting with a friend, spouse, date, business associate, eating something green, like a lovely spinach salad with a raspberry vinaigrette. After an hour of chit-chat or heart-to-hearts, we take a look in the mirror in the car or in the bathroom.  Stop and look in the mirror.  Check teeth.  Check nostrils.  Whoop, there it is.  Bat-in-the-cave.  (Gosh, what kind of friend doesn’t tell me when I have at bat in the cave.)  Bat-in-the-cave you ask, what’s that?

Maybe it’s because there’s not a word for what happens when you have spinach in your teeth or an unsightly boogie hangin’ post-blow.  Yes, I am speaking of the unspeakable, those embarrassing moments that happen to all of us.  We need the word for this, like a secret code to point and say, uh, you have a ______.  But you don’t want to say all the words, like, “You have spinach in your teeth.” Or “You have a boogie.”  You just need one word.  One word.  I’ve found it, in a slang dictionary.  Now you have the word, shultzie.  I have no idea the origins of this word, or if it’s legitimate. But… I…need… this word.  I’m going to start using it when necessary.  When you have one, I’m going to point at your mouth or your nose and say “shultzie” maybe with a raised eyebrow and nod.  A courtesy. You’ll know what I mean.  I am your friend. We all want to know when we have a shultzie, right? Come on.  Let’s make the world a better place and help each other.  I’m doin’ my part.

Shultzies and all, you’re fine.  You’re fine, really.  You’re alright.

Lyrics

Trying hard to breathe, head between my knees
Take my hand and squeeze, say I’m alright.

Whisper in my ear, “happy you are here.”
Everything seems clear, and we’re alright, we’re alright.

Tell me not to trip or to lose sight.
You are walking in my guided light.
Take my hand and help me not to shake.
Say I’m alright, I’m alright.
Say I’m alright, I’m alright.

It’s okay to fear, everything is real.
Nothing left to steal ’cause we’re alright.
We’re alright.

Tell me not to trip or to lose sight.
You are walking in my guided light.
Take my hand and help me not to shake.
Say I’m alright, I’m alright.
Say I’m alright, I’m alright.
Say I’m alright, I’m alright.

Until next Friday.  Love you loves.


 

Gastric Bypass Update:

I’ve been eating too much candy this week.   Fear will grip me occasionally when I think I might start down the path of binge eating or stepping off the exercise train.  I can’t worry about the future and all the things that might happen.  Those what-ifs just take me down a rabbit trail that I’ve been down too many times.

So, I just do the next right thing and try not to stress about the candy.

Try not to stress about the candy.  That’s my latest piece of advice.  Take it or leave it. 😉

 

Slow Jam Holiday

I’m under the impression that I’m supposed to make sure my kids have constant entertainment over these days we are ‘on holiday’, as the Brits say. Yes, I’m on holiday, and I want nothing more than to do…absolutely…nothing.  Does anyone else feel this way?  

We’ve done a couple things, gone places and happily hung out with family, but the rest of the break has been spent at home, binge-watching Christmas movies, Downton Abbey, Arrow, Lost and iCarly.  (Please don’t think badly of me. Even if you do, I can’t really control that, now can I?)  

img_1021Holiday breaks are also times where I cook, constantly, because everyone is always hungry and bored.  Lots of soups and tacos and the girls’ current favorite is fried egg sandwiches.  Little loves the bread toasted at 2, barely golden.  Middle likes hers toasted at 4, more browned but not burned.  Then, the fried eggs are added, sunny side hidden, yolks jiggly, placed perfectly with a dash of salt beforeimg_1024 breaking the yolks.  As the buttery yolk oozes from the sandwich, the bread is then used to sop up every bit of the delicious yellow nectar. Two happy girls with full stomachs and grateful hearts, that they’re mama + auntie= Mauntie (that’s me), made them. This morning I made egg after egg until their bellies were full.  Since I don’t do this every school morning, there’s something so refreshing and satisfying about making something they love.  At home.  On holiday.   

I’m in a slow jam kind of mood as I enter 2017.  I love me some soul music and I don’t listen to it often enough. This blending of If I Ain’t Got You and Gravity is brilliant.
Listen here:
If I Ain’t Got You  & Gravity with John Mayer and Alicia Keys
So, I guess, this time of being on holiday is about reconnecting, resting and relaxing. For our family, that’s mostly happened at home.  I just want to be at home. I know I’m repeating myself.  (Some people want it all      But I don’t want nothing at all     If it ain’t you baby.)   My whole family.  So I’m trying not to let all the expectations (Gravity wants to bring me down) of how I think I’m supposed to spend my time On Holiday, and instead, remember what’s most important.  I enjoyed this holiday break and I’m trying to soak up the last bit of yolk off the holiday plate before I go back on Monday.
(Lyrics to the slow jam.)
If I Ain’t Got You
-Alicia Keys
Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things define what’s within
And I have been there before, and that life’s a bore
So full of the superficial
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you
Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that’s the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share, with no one who truly cares for me
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you
Some people want it all
But I don’t want nothing at all
If it ain’t you baby
If I ain’t got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain’t got you
If I ain’t got you with me baby
Nothing in this whole wide world don’t mean a thing
If I ain’t got you with me baby
Gravity
-John Mayer
Gravity is working against me
And gravity wants to bring me down

Oh I’ll never know what makes this man
With all the love that his heart can stand
Dream of ways to throw it all away

Oh, gravity is working against me
And gravity wants to bring me down

[2x:]
Oh twice as much ain’t twice as good
And can’t sustain like one half could
It’s wanting more
That’s gonna send me to my knees

Oh gravity, stay the hell away from me
Oh gravity has taken better men than me (how can that be?)

Just keep me where the light is
Just keep me where the light is
Just keep me where the light is
C’mon keep me where the light is
C’mon keep me where the light is
C’mon keep me where keep me where the light is (oh, oh)

 

Until next Friday.  Love you loves.


Gastric Bypass Update:

I was going to cop out & try to repost a post from January of 2016, but I realized that I didn’t actually post last January.  Back then, I was only posting once a month, and I skipped January.  So I couldn’t fall back on a post-from-the-past.

One of the hardest things about having self-imposed deadlines is coming up with a topic and continuing to write every week.  I’m hanging in there, some weeks I write better than others, but I think the magic is in the discipline of it.  Keeping up with writing in the midst of life, when it seems mundane may be some of the hardest times to write.  There’s something for me to learn here, so I’m going to keep going.  Kinda like a slow jam. 🙂